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Fucks are things other people give

February 2012

speak, girl: weirdsociology: dazaibrosamu:... →

weirdsociology: dazaibrosamu: fluxcapacitoppar: autumn-and-eve: rosemannequin: homorobotica: fraudstory: richwhitelesbian: i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by I hope Rick Santorum...

Y’know, I like to think the Urbandictionary.com entries for my first name were actually written about me. I don’t care if that makes me a narcissist YOU’RE A NARCISSIST SHUT UP LET ME DREAM, OKAY

I have also decided to go it alone in the end times because I don’t want to slow any survivors down and I want to be a beautiful, desiccated corpse.

I keep wondering why I had such a fucking awful time tonight and then I remember it is because I seek faults like an overzealous earthquake and people make me nauseous.

The word of tonight is “underwhelming” and every time I say it I take a drink.

Yeah, I can’t handle this today, I’m going to bed at a semi-reasonable hour because reality is awful and sleep is great and if we’re all very lucky a whole bunch of old white people will be devoured by fungus in the night.

“If anything, women have shown in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that they are...”

– Tammy Duckworth (Iraq war vet, Congressional candidate, double amputee, former Black Hawk pilot) is her amazing self in an interview with The American Prospect. (via thepoliticalnotebook)

HOW IN THE FUCK DOES ONE BRING SOMEONE BACK FROM THE DEAD I AM SUSPICIOUS OF THESE CLAIMS AND ALSO OF THAT CONFERENCE AND ALSO OF THE HUMAN RACE

christiannightmares: Don’t miss the Glory, Signs and Wonders Conference with miracle workers Joshua Mills, Patricia King, Matt Sorger and David Hogan, who has been known to raise the dead (For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/13190287185/evangelist-joshua-mills-tells-prophetess-patrica)

This episode is all about Go-onger and I cannot be bothered to care about Engine Sentai.

I have been feeling super lonely lately and it is not becoming at all. I’m not sure if I want to cuddle or walk in front of a bus but I am fairly certain that both of those activities could prove fatal to me.

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ryanvoid: ohlookalamppost: audreylovesnutella: #please do not let fanfiction writers get a hold of this one Screaming and crying at these And I think I’m going to have to start an industrial band and name it “Puking Flesh Weasel.” From now on my penis shall be called Twiddle Rompus.

Your current number of followers is the number of...

tokujoe: kaneharo: youneedtocalmdownson: clichebullshit: fuck I mean I guess he looks cool enough

Seeing as how there are no rabid, suburban opossums willing to kill and eat me I’m going to bed and if I’m very lucky when I wake next most of the human race will have been destroyed by some sort of terrible disease. The kind of disease that makes you shit your insides and turns your eyes into beetles.

Thank science for instant noodle bowls.

I only find most pop palatable through remixes and mashups and I don’t care who knows it.

Also, I’m going to need a new hard drive in the next week or so because I’m running out of room on mine and OH MAN, THE DOWNLOADS.

In the future our generation will be celebrated for occupying Wall Street and Oakland, but in reality our generation will be defined by people sitting alone and drinking in front of a computer and wishing that a whole lot of old white people would just die already.

My webcam is being stupid again but were it not you would be able to see an image BEAMED ACROSS TIME AND SPACE of me drinking Olde English and grimacing, because it’s literally all I’ve been doing for the last half hour.