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Fucks are things other people give

January 2012

Goodbye, 2011, I hope you fucking choke. Nice to meet you, 2012, I hope you fucking choke.

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December 2011

Things that have passed through my mind that...

“No, sir, I am a throbbing laser of JUSTICE”.

Observations of my day:

This evening while driving home from the tobacconist I saw three gentlemen walking along the sidewalk part of the overpass I was on, and ladies and gentlemen, they were dancing. Dancing. And hooping and hollering as only people who are on several substances can do. So I did what any normal person would do, when they got to my car I rolled down the passenger window and yelled “WOO, GET DOWN...

I just sneezed and it felt like my spine wormed over to my shoulder like “Hey, a ball and socket joint, I gotta check this shit out”. On an unrelated note I purchased a new tobacco pipe and some tobacco today and used all of my allotted cigarette money for the week to do it, so I guess I smoke a pipe now. Pipes are cool. And also way cheaper than cigarettes.

If you haven’t seen Red State yet I just don’t know what you’re doing with your life.

Just saw an ad for (I guess?) The USDA forest service encouraging kids and their parents to get back into the forest. The ad read “Who do you become in nature? The curious you? The creative you? The playful you?” and I caught myself responding aloud “I’ll become the me that doesn’t like bugs”.

Alright you cannibals, I have to go to bed before I fall asleep in this couch and become lost like so much loose change and forgotten like so many lighters. See you all tomorrow.

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I'm listening to music on my computer and playing...

I mean, if we can be serious for a second, let’s all just sit down and admit that, if given the opportunity, and everyone was cool with it, and consent was had, we would be willing to have sex with a sentient life form from another planet.

ALIEN-THEMED BROTHEL COMING TO NEVADA →

liquidiousfleshbag: Dennis Hof is the owner of the Moonlite BunnyRanch featured on HBO’s Cathouse reality series and the owner of four other brothels as well. His five brothel licenses make him the most brothel-owningest individual in Nevada, and he’s looking to break another record. He bought a broken down bordello 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas which he plans to fix up and reopen as the...

Whoa, gettin’ dark up in here.

Back to all this, sleep is a no go, and as good as the book is I just had to take a break because, y’know, eye tentacles and exploding detectives. I really want to go smoke a cigarette but I’m already so cold IN THE HOUSE that I have to wear a coat.

I don’t want to do anything or talk to anyone so I’m going to go lay down and read and probably fall asleep. WHATEVER, I KNOW IT’S 7, I’M A GROWN ASS MAN I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

I just don’t understand feelings and so I’m going to drown out this thinky thing in my skull with as much Kanye as I can fit into my earholes.

Partying on New Year's Eve?

verybusyandimportant: Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind. Also, Chicago, public transportation is A Penny on new years eve. You don’t have an...

And now I’m going to bed before I alienate anyone else by being a turd. Well partially because of that, but also because I have to be up in like, 5 hours.

Also, all apologies for the previous Thugnificent post, it was inappropriate and I really should know better than to post that kind of tripe. Don’t go to the actual twitter account, it’s pretty bad.

Man at bar ribs cop, 'Aw, you suck at darts'; cop... →

stfuconservatives: anarchyagogo: A man at a bar in Murrieta, California ribbed an off-duty cop that he ‘suck[ed] at darts,’ the cop, 42-year-old Dayle Long, reportedly responded by pulling out a gun and executing him in front of a shocked crowd in an incident one man described as ‘the most horrific scene I’ve seen in my entire life.’ Patch.com reports: Chris Hull, a 39-year-old Temecula...

blissandzen replied to your post: Aaaaaaaaaaaaand now I have to go into work tonight… Isn’t it great having a job?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand now I have to go into work tonight to close the store because everyone at work is either asleep, hungover, or vomiting. Fantastic.

disasterintegrous replied to your post: So I got a new phone for the xmas and now I’m… word. Bros together, samurai forever.

So I got a new phone for the xmas and now I’m trying to sync it and all that jazz. I mean, giving things to people is nice, getting things is nice, but really all I wanted for xmas this year was an entire day of not having to talk to a soul and also a large jug of crummy wine.

Exhausting day was exhausting, and then xmas eve shenanigans with the family and eventually sleep. Which I have to do soon because my brother, who is clearly no older than five, plans to come over tomorrow at 9 o’clock in the goddamned morning for xmas shenanigans. No, it’s cool, man. I know I’ve only been averaging three hours of sleep a night for two weeks, and I’m...