February 2012
51 Christian Friendly Words for Penis →
ryanvoid:
ohlookalamppost:
audreylovesnutella:
#please do not let fanfiction writers get a hold of this one
Screaming and crying at these
And I think I’m going to have to start an industrial band and name it “Puking Flesh Weasel.”
From now on my penis shall be called Twiddle Rompus.
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Your current number of followers is the number of...
tokujoe:
kaneharo:
youneedtocalmdownson:
clichebullshit:
fuck
I mean I guess he looks cool enough
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Seeing as how there are no rabid, suburban opossums willing to kill and eat me I’m going to bed and if I’m very lucky when I wake next most of the human race will have been destroyed by some sort of terrible disease. The kind of disease that makes you shit your insides and turns your eyes into beetles.
Thank science for instant noodle bowls.
I only find most pop palatable through remixes and mashups and I don’t care who knows it.
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Also, I’m going to need a new hard drive in the next week or so because I’m running out of room on mine and OH MAN, THE DOWNLOADS.
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In the future our generation will be celebrated for occupying Wall Street and Oakland, but in reality our generation will be defined by people sitting alone and drinking in front of a computer and wishing that a whole lot of old white people would just die already.
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My webcam is being stupid again but were it not you would be able to see an image BEAMED ACROSS TIME AND SPACE of me drinking Olde English and grimacing, because it’s literally all I’ve been doing for the last half hour.
Come to me forties that we may make bad decisions...
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iraffiruse:
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When the opportunity arises where I must choose between alcohol and cigarettes I invariably choose cigarettes because a pack of cigarettes is more precious to me than most relationships I take part in.
The obvious choice is to just set fire to...
liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: What I would really like to do is watch anime, but…
funimation.com/shows-s…
I’M NOT CRYING TEARS OF JOY YOU’RE CRYING TEARS OF JOY AND YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND NOW AND THERE ARE NO TAKE BACKSIES
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What I would really like to do is watch anime, but my hard drive is all the way in my laptop bag and the plug is on the other end of the couch.
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I don’t know what I want to do with the rest of my evening but I know it isn’t anything.
Quick, someone shoot me so I’m not awake at 7:15 anymore.
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“Five wealthy people, led by Dallas industrialist Harold Simmons and Las Vegas...”
– Five people. FIVE PEOPLE are controlling 25% of the national conversation.
We need campaign finance reform, and we need it now.
25% of super PAC money coming from just 5 rich donors
(via world-shaker)
That is terrifying. 5 people are running the agenda of the GOP? Things need to change.
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